...All I'm going to say is giving me access to gasoline, oil, and chainsaws is a bad idea and I used to work for law enforcement. Actually, giving those items to anyone in law enforcement is a bad idea. They teach us how to deal with a gun - not a chainsaw. And particularly not flaming chainsaws. While you juggle them. Because, ya know, fun!

Maybe someone needs to remind Corrections Canada what just happened across the border? With the whole escape and tools? Or just show them Shawshank Redemption?