...Wait, when did the Aztecs make it to Canada? Or are we just drawing Mexico into the who has the worst political Candidates? I mean, it's really not fair if we draw them in. They'll win, hands down...on the knees. Near a nicely dug trench...somewhere out in the desert...by the Cartel.

If you want to have fun with some of American politics - just remember, Bernie Sanders is Mr. Burns. Now, have fun!