The only thing that stops a bad Jesus and his car is a good homeless person and his hatchet

[snowywolfowl]

If you wrote this as part of a movie script it would have been cut as too unbelievable. Truth truly is stranger than fiction.

Comments

[padawansguide.livejournal.com]

OMG, did you see the Colbert segment on this? It was hilarious, something about it being the first time that people have ever said, "Boy, we sure are lucky that homeless hitchhiker was carrying a hatchet."

You should watch it if you can!

[snowywolfowl.livejournal.com]

I definitely will. We get him and Jon Stewart on the Comedy Network up here.

That probably is the first time police have ever come across a homeless man beating someone with a hatchet and said "Thanks sir! We'll take over for you from here!"