This is a full six litres of bleeding edge transportation technology...

[snowywolfowl]

Disclaimer - No actual blood, disembowelment, decapitation or limb amputation shown in video. Also said video of Darwin Award Honourable Mention took place in Sweden, not Canada. Canadian copycats tentatively scheduled sometime in January 2016.

Link to "Holy Shit! What is wrong with this guy?" below:


http://imgur.com/kYyD9tH


Please tell me there is a psych eval in this man's future.

Comments

[isabelladangelo.livejournal.com]

Looks like someone stated to his companions, "Watch this and hold my vodka!"

Now, I'm sure you could re-purpose the motor of a chainsaw to become a motor for say a boogie board...or a surf board. ...Actually....that sounds like a fun project. Redneck skipjack!

[snowywolfowl.livejournal.com]

That actually does sound like a fun idea but those face plants would still be nowhere near as horrifically spectacular as this guy's will be.

Not that that is a bad thing of course. Just saying.