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Ah bloody hell. Just tell the kids the hole is for them to plant a little garden in and move on. Just tell the parents the jumper's remains are fertilizer:
http://news.sympatico.cbc.ca/local/bc/dangerous_debris_falling_on_vancouver_daycares/02958104
I love how the daycare staff have to sweep the yard for needles and other debris every morning, and especially love how the health department would prefer the kids to play in the sunshine. That's fair enough. At terminal velocity a suicide (or the other 200 lb debris that's been hitting the playgrounds) might just smash through any light awning and crater the playground anyway.
It's really not funny but thank God at least the guy jumped overnight and at least was found before the kids arrived.
http://news.sympatico.cbc.ca/local/bc/dangerous_debris_falling_on_vancouver_daycares/02958104
I love how the daycare staff have to sweep the yard for needles and other debris every morning, and especially love how the health department would prefer the kids to play in the sunshine. That's fair enough. At terminal velocity a suicide (or the other 200 lb debris that's been hitting the playgrounds) might just smash through any light awning and crater the playground anyway.
It's really not funny but thank God at least the guy jumped overnight and at least was found before the kids arrived.
